I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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