Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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