I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
not ubering you a puppy
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
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