Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
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