Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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