Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
LMAO!!! just remembered you said this to me last night. "sometimes you post too many Jesus tweets. It's not that that's really bad... But I roll my eyes and you should know that."
I was drunk but it's true
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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