just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Randomize
