He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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