That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
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