My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
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