i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
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