his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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