.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
Sorry about the voicemail last night, people in hostel thought getting the clap from cheating on me wasn't enough and you hearing a 6 foot 5 Swedish dude bang the shit out of me was needed.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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