I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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