It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
Getting a high five from your dog when you're stoned is one the greatest rewards of being a pet owner.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
It probably doesn't matter because I'm drunk...but I'm sorry for getting you drunk, having you almost lose your place to live, all your friends, permanently lose your liver functions, throwing up on my floor, losing virginity...etc...mostly I'm sorry for making you watch: cabin in the woods.
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