I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
The EMT told me when I left the ER "I'd like to take off your pants again and inspect your package. Just not during a medical emergency..." We're hooking up tonight.
Points for getting a hot hook up after getting a shard of glass in your thigh. Almost makes it worth it.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
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