I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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