That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
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