Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
she smelled like a LAN party
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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