i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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