u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
I touched a dick in church today
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
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