I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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