So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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