well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
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