Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
Sorry about my sloppy drunk texts. I'm not sure talking about banging a near dead Jimmy Stewart was my finest moment
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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