its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
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