some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
Randomize
