Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
Randomize
