I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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