you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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