Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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