I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
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