we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
I spent part of my valentines extracting candy hearts from a woman's vagina. The entire time I was thinking "this job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes."
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
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