Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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