STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
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