Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
There are leaves in my underwear?
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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