Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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