I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
Randomize
