I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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