Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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