they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
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