Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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