is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
I haven't been single on my birthday for 7 years. If you don't get me laid tonight, your best friend/wing woman status will be revoked.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
Randomize
