U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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