i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
I've been alternating between telling people I was mauled by a bear or hit by a car to explain the massive unexplainable bruise on my leg. Slightly more worried now that the car idea is believable.
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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