Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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