I want to stick my p in your. b.
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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