Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
After I tried for five minutes to hang my beer from the coat hanger in the bathroom , I have realized I am drunk
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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