So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
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