I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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